I rolled down a hill while taking a panorama for this one
IT LOOKS LIKE A PUDDLE THAT LEADS INTO AN ALTERNATE WORLD
The Best of Nathan Filion’s “No Day”
Rest in Peace, Robin Williams.
21th of July, 1951 - 11th of August, 2014."You are only given a little spark of madness. You musn’t lose it."
Thanks Mr. Williams, for these and many other characters.
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
Tony Abbott sits up in bed suddenly, panting and covered in sweat. White as a sheet, he shakes his wife awake.
"Mildred," He says in a hushed voice quavering with terror, thinking so little of women that he still hasn’t bothered to remember his wife’s name, "I had the dream again."
"The one where the immigrant couple moves in next door?" She sits up and yawns.
"It was worse this time." His eyes are wide with terror. "This time they were immigrant lesbians.”
"Say it again, Tony!"
"Ahahahahaha! I say! What a stunning joke! What other jokes do you have?"
"then I said ‘I’m not a lizzard king’ and they all believed me!"